Category: humor
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The Local Recycling Centers
Welcome to the hidden underworld of recycling, where stomachs churn like a blender, and intestines are basically conveyor belts for your leftovers. Drop off your recyclables anytime—these bins won’t judge your detox juice or last night’s pizza! Much love from Deb, your friendly poemwriter
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Cleverly Non-Introspective Ice Cream
Ice Cream is the neurotic star of desserts, tirelessly swirling in fat and sugar, avoiding deep thoughts like a pro. It thrives at parties, first dates, and celebratory events, soaking up praise like a happy sponge. Forget self-reflection – Ice Cream is all about the smiles, cheers, and delightfully delicious distractions!
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Exam Rhymes With Inconveniences and Dangers
We already have enough tensions. The word Exam rhymes with inconveniences and dangers. Few words are stress reduction rhyming words to the word Exam. One is the word Lamb, and that’s pretty much it. There is a subconscious negative affliation the word Exam has to the words Ram, Jam, Slam, Cram, Spam, Scam and Damn.…
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How To Stomach Trump?
The poem presents a metaphorical approach to dealing with the tumultuous experience of Donald Trump’s presidency. It suggests that one must embrace a sense of boredom to cope with the predictable chaos, encouraging creativity and resilience. Ultimately, the message invites individuals to support newcomers through a shared journey towards acceptance and eventual calmness.
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I Found the Birth of the Earth
Deb has cracked the ultimate mystery of Earth’s birth, putting an end to the endless debates—at least until next time! With a sprinkle of poetry and love, she reminds us that some arguments are as pointless as searching for socks in a black hole. Problem solved, folks!
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Level Headedness
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To stay chill in this crazy world, just snack on some protein-packed peanut butter, get cozy in bed, and breathe easy! Forget paranoia and jail time—embrace a life filled with gratitude, love, and a sprinkle of humor. Remember, the key to calmness is much simpler than you think!
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The Press’s Pressure
The independent press plays a critical role in promoting democracy through diligent reporting and investigation. By challenging power and uncovering corruption, it empowers the public to seek truth and fairness. This pressing effort nurtures a healthy democratic culture, encouraging citizens to critically engage with information to safeguard their rights and values.
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The Big Black Box
Deb reminisces about her first date with Steve, which took place at a notable Seattle location. Their fond memories from that day reflect the lightheartedness and joy of their 30-year + marriage. She expresses deep gratitude and love for Steve, highlighting how he has positively impacted her life.
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Not Listened to Enough
When words fail, try a hug, or help a lost soul find their way home—like yourself! Maybe ditch the dissertation and hum in the shower instead. Let’s face it, who wants to hear your endless complaints? Just watch your own mouth rant in the mirror, soon even your gut’ll get bored!
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A Terrified Hat
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In a world overwhelmed by chaos and endless struggles for supremacy, the content reflects a poignant disillusionment. The poet questions the cyclical nature of violence. Drawing inspiration from MAD Magazine, the poem expresses a sense of boredom and resignation. The plea “Why-O-Why?” underscores a longing for understanding amidst chaos. Ultimately, this is a heartfelt commentary…
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My Dog is a Frog
My puppy just got a buzz cut, and wow, does she have freedoms! Gone are the days of her Shi Tzu hair tangled up like a tied up bamboo in a wrestling match. Now, she hops around, reveling in her newfound aerodynamic glory. Who knew a haircut could turn a dog into a furry frog?
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Viligence in the Kitchen
In a world where too many chefs cause culinary chaos, Deb Poems humorously reveals that the saying isn’t just a kitchen mantra; it’s a recipe for family feuds, food poisoning, and possibly a funeral with gravestones shaped like toilets. Who knew that cooking could lead to such stomach-churning scenarios? So, remember, when it comes to…
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How about writing an existential poem about Christmas: a Christmas Spirit is not required
Want to pen an existential poem? Just remember: everything is meaningless, but at least your poem can rhyme. Embrace the void with a splash of creativity!
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On the Road at Nightime
The content portrays the noisy environment created by loud cars, music, and roadside bars, likening it to animals calling for mates while disturbing others’ peace.
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What We Can’t Sue
Ever thought about suing life? It’s a tough case because gravity, tornadoes, and even your grumpy old bones can’t take the stand. Imagine the chaos as earth tremors, viruses, and an avalanche try to defend themselves! Spoiler: courts don’t recognize them as defendants! Good luck with that!
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In the shower
In a world where shower thoughts take a bizarre turn, our narrator wonders about everything from soap’s cleanliness to the existential crisis of peeing in the shower. Amidst the hilarity, there’s a heartfelt plea for affection wrapped in musings about the weird, recycled water. Who knew showers could become so philosophical… and eew?
Much Love, Deb Poems ~ Fresh & Thought~Provoking 